Post by Travis McKenzie on Nov 4, 2011 14:32:43 GMT -5
And I’m back. Hold you’re applause and just wait to see what I have in store for you this month. Lots of topics to cover and so little space on the internet to really even cover it. It’s okay, I’m sure my oddly shaped beak will expand the room where my post is gonna go to the point where I can fit it all in. Now I am by no means a harsh critic of the word of whatever higher power there is but it seems like nowadays he has it in for all his creations, of course that’s if he exists. If not then this is one hell of a coincidence. The Ghost has spent these past few weeks running around more than usual because as it turns out, when most of the US gets put on a power lockdown, people end up trying to loot high end stores; who would have figured?
So for all of you out there who thought I was taking a vacation, all I can really say is fuck you. I mean do you even realise how hard it is to run around the city trying to protect everyone for jack shit in return. The ghost is a very angry person right about now and let me tell you folks that it’s not gonna get better from here. Believe it or not, tensions will only increase everywhere thanks to countless factors. Sure I expect to get treated like shit because I have the upper hand in life but should I be persecuted for that, I pointed out last time how I shouldn’t. It’s unfair to pin all specials up in the same group and yet here we are, people still doing it. What’s there excuse? They’re scared apparently. I mean, yeah I understand some element of fear but to really try and create a divide because of a few bad apples, it’s ludicrous and this type of attitude has never gone down well.
I just got my power back a week ago, probably because my landlord felt like trolling me and holding off on giving me power for a bit longer than expected. You can see why I’m a bit peeved off this time around. Of course that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t speak out my arse and put another one of these things up because in all honesty you guys seem to enjoy them as much as I enjoy making them.
So without further ado lets get on with the show shall we.
So let’s start this up with a breakdown of the topic that most people seem to want to see me covering. I was actually a little shocked that this was the number one requested topic but whatever, I’m not really gonna judge because let’s face it, it’s too early in the morning for me and I haven’t had my cold pizza and warm ice-cream yet.
Rumour has it that during the national freak out that happened on October 5th that caused planes to fall from the fucking sky, that a number of significant people actually died. I was not actually made aware of this until I read the report but it is rumoured that R.E.M, a band whose only redeeming factor is that they make Bono look like less of a pretentious jackass, were on board a flight bound to Michigan when the storm happened. It apparently ripped the plane out of the sky and sent it hurtling towards the ground. So there it is folks, I for one am not really that bothered with such a Band who had a lead singer that sounded like what Bob Dylan would sound like on helium. I mean it was funny the first few times you heard it and then it just got a bit sad from there.
What, you expect more from me? I’m not going to make jokes at the expense of some deceased “Rock” stars. Really I’m actually gonna remain dignified in this blog for once….
…PSYCH!!
I bet the band now regrets “Losing their Religion”, God would be looking down on them now from a “Near Wild Heaven” orgy and just laugh. But I digress because for them “It’s The End Of The World As they Know It” and no, they don’t feel fine after an “Orange Crush” by a tan Boeing. I guess it must be true what they say, “Everybody Hurts” sometimes. Police knew they were dead when they couldn’t “Get Up” however, my own “Suspicion” arose when I heard the news. They must have been doing a great “Imitation of Life” and I think they needed it after the “Bad Day” they had. But I guess in the end it all has to go back to the fact that in the end “We All Go Back To Where We Belong.”
This isn’t a long blog but I think that it does the trick… if there’s anything you would seriously like to ask me then leave it below and I’ll do my best to answer you the best I can. Trolls, you know what to do…. FUCK OFF!!
Until next time peeps, keep chill
So for all of you out there who thought I was taking a vacation, all I can really say is fuck you. I mean do you even realise how hard it is to run around the city trying to protect everyone for jack shit in return. The ghost is a very angry person right about now and let me tell you folks that it’s not gonna get better from here. Believe it or not, tensions will only increase everywhere thanks to countless factors. Sure I expect to get treated like shit because I have the upper hand in life but should I be persecuted for that, I pointed out last time how I shouldn’t. It’s unfair to pin all specials up in the same group and yet here we are, people still doing it. What’s there excuse? They’re scared apparently. I mean, yeah I understand some element of fear but to really try and create a divide because of a few bad apples, it’s ludicrous and this type of attitude has never gone down well.
I just got my power back a week ago, probably because my landlord felt like trolling me and holding off on giving me power for a bit longer than expected. You can see why I’m a bit peeved off this time around. Of course that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t speak out my arse and put another one of these things up because in all honesty you guys seem to enjoy them as much as I enjoy making them.
So without further ado lets get on with the show shall we.
No More Happy Shiny People
So let’s start this up with a breakdown of the topic that most people seem to want to see me covering. I was actually a little shocked that this was the number one requested topic but whatever, I’m not really gonna judge because let’s face it, it’s too early in the morning for me and I haven’t had my cold pizza and warm ice-cream yet.
Rumour has it that during the national freak out that happened on October 5th that caused planes to fall from the fucking sky, that a number of significant people actually died. I was not actually made aware of this until I read the report but it is rumoured that R.E.M, a band whose only redeeming factor is that they make Bono look like less of a pretentious jackass, were on board a flight bound to Michigan when the storm happened. It apparently ripped the plane out of the sky and sent it hurtling towards the ground. So there it is folks, I for one am not really that bothered with such a Band who had a lead singer that sounded like what Bob Dylan would sound like on helium. I mean it was funny the first few times you heard it and then it just got a bit sad from there.
What, you expect more from me? I’m not going to make jokes at the expense of some deceased “Rock” stars. Really I’m actually gonna remain dignified in this blog for once….
…PSYCH!!
I bet the band now regrets “Losing their Religion”, God would be looking down on them now from a “Near Wild Heaven” orgy and just laugh. But I digress because for them “It’s The End Of The World As they Know It” and no, they don’t feel fine after an “Orange Crush” by a tan Boeing. I guess it must be true what they say, “Everybody Hurts” sometimes. Police knew they were dead when they couldn’t “Get Up” however, my own “Suspicion” arose when I heard the news. They must have been doing a great “Imitation of Life” and I think they needed it after the “Bad Day” they had. But I guess in the end it all has to go back to the fact that in the end “We All Go Back To Where We Belong.”
Final Note
This isn’t a long blog but I think that it does the trick… if there’s anything you would seriously like to ask me then leave it below and I’ll do my best to answer you the best I can. Trolls, you know what to do…. FUCK OFF!!
Until next time peeps, keep chill
