Post by Ryan D'Alteau on Aug 26, 2016 22:59:24 GMT -5
If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing that I'd like to do...
...is to save every day 'til eternity passes away just to spend them with you.
If I could make days last forever, if words could make wishes come true...
...I'd save every day like a treasure and then, again, I would spend them with you.
______________________________Jim Croce - "Time In A Bottle"
Ryan and Darron Alcroft
Near the Quai de l'Epi, Saint-Tropez, France
The previous evening...
"'S it really been five years?" Whether it was bathed in sunlight, showing off the Mediterranean backdrop, or shrouded in darkness and lit by nothing but whatever the streets and buildings could muster against it, Saint-Tropez was a beautiful if slightly sedate place. The yachts and other watercraft were moored in the port which dominated the town's section of the coastline, mostly unattended and lifeless with their wealthy owners elsewhere, giving residents and tourists alike an unhindered view of the opulence for which the French riviera had been known for decades.
For Ryan Alcroft, the town was rather more than a symbol of a lifestyle made popular over twenty years before he'd even been born. The Maignys were an elderly couple who owned a large beachfront villa a short distance away from the main body of the town. More often than not, they lived out their respective retirements alone but, as summer rolled around, they hosted the occasional guest or two; usually friends of friends who had been informed of their existence through word of mouth and allowed to stay after polite discussion. However, despite not being biologically related to Zosime and Marguerite, they were Ryan's only ties to the country.
Ties which, as maddening as it sounded to him even now, were going to be strengthened in a little under eighteen hours time. "Since I pr'posed up in Paris? Yeah." He doubted that the memories of silver-tonguing his way into a performance of Un Ballo in Maschera in one of the most prestigious opera houses in the French capital would ever leave his mind. Adele had challenged him to make his proposal of marriage 'creative and memorable' and, like any twenty-year-old would, he'd well and truly stepped up to the plate and, judging by how she'd reacted, knocked the proverbial ball out of the park in the process. "Though, actually..." His mind compared the dates in his head. "It's more like six now."
It had been precisely that fact that had spurred Ryan and Adele to finally take action. Now twenty-seven years old and as far from the naïve teenager he'd once been as Earth was from the sun, they had decided that enough was enough and, after a long-distance call to the south of France which lasted the better part of ninety minutes, they were officially planning their own wedding. The location had been finalised years ago - the beach near the Maigny's villa - but everything else had been a mixture of fantasies and logistical nightmares. Would whoever was officiating speak French or English? How much would Adele's wedding dress cost? Just how the hell would they get all of the guests to Saint-Tropez?
A lot of the challenges they'd faced had, at times, threatened to drive him mad but, at long last, the wedding party had more or less assembled. Even now, with the sun having left to bother the other hemisphere, Ryan knew that Villa Patricia was still going to be abuzz with various forms of activity. Marguerite and Zosime, for example, were no doubt still tackling the colossal amount of catering required to feed all the guests at the reception; a task that, even with the help of Ryan's mother and whoever else they could rope in between them, would take nothing short of a miracle to get done on time.
"And the fact you've stuck together this long's gotta be a good sign, right?" As per tradition - something on which, surprisingly, he had insisted upon more than his wife-to-be - Ryan hadn't seen or spoken to Adele for most of the day since arriving at the villa. While he knew how she often preferred to buck any trend she could find, Ryan had wanted to at least adhere to some tenets of prenuptual convention before the big day. The main one had been the superstitious notion that the bride and groom weren't to see each other until the moment of their wedding; a measure which had "necessitated" some degree of partying on the part of both of them.
For Adele, gathering companions for her night out had been pretty easy. With Las Vegas hotelier-turned-revolutionary figure Dakari Johessman as her maid of honour, Ryan's ex-girlfriend Michelle Flynn as her bridesmaid and Darron's now-fiancée Jessica Bryce tagging along for good measure, she had no shortage of people with whom to enjoy good food, conversation and expensive wine. For Ryan, however, things were a little more... sparse. With his father and future father-in-law both ineligible and pressganged into helping out at the villa by their wives, the only person able to accompany him was his elder brother.
Now at thirty-three and a fully-fledged lawyer, Darron Alcroft was a far cry from the abrasive high-school student Ryan remembered. He'd altered the course of his life rather drastically over the course of half his life and, right now, was sitting pretty in a nice apartment in London with a steady, well-paying job and a woman he, like Ryan, would eventually marry. With his life so good and his little brother now getting married, he wasn't really able to ask for anything more right now. Spotting Ryan's brief nod in response, Darron clasped a hand atop his shoulder. "C'mon, Ryan! Chin up, as Dad'd probably say. You've got our parents, Adele's parents and Adele's fuckin' grandparents taking care of everything back at the villa, 'kay?" For most of the evening, the brothers had been touring downtown Saint-Tropez, stopping off at as many bars as their bodies could take. The pair of them were pretty drunk already but, as clearly evident to passers-by, still very much able to walk and be (mostly) in control of their faculties. "All you've gotta worry about in the next day or so is nursin' your hangover and remembering your wedding vows."
"And hopefully drink enough to forget that you stuck me in this," he added with a grin. As both his best man and elder brother, Darron had been unable to resist the opportunity which had been dumped in his lap. Just as Ryan himself had certain traditions to follow, Darron had set about following his own before making the trip out to the south of France and, when he'd sprung his surprise, the look on Ryan's face had been priceless. He recalled, years ago, how Ryan had hinted that he didn't want to wake up on the morning of his wedding "naked and tied to something" and, in that case, he had respected his wishes.
But if Ryan thought that he was going to escape tonight without any form of mild humiliation, he was sorely mistaken. On the other hand, the big-headed chicken costume made his brother incredibly easy to spot in a crowd and, over time, they'd simply got used to the amused looks that came their way. "Least you're prob'ly warmer than me right now." Depending on how much Ryan was wearing beneath the layer of bright yellow foam and fur, he would have been somewhat insulated from the sea breeze gently caressing the Mediterranean shore.
"Yeah. Y'mind explaining to me again why you're not dressed up?"
Darron cackled as they made their way across the road and onto the next street, "That's easy, Ryan," he explained, not breaking stride as he dodged his way around the other pedestrians, unable to keep the smirk off his face as many of them stopped in their tracks to wonder why there was a drunk seventy-four inch chicken strutting along the streets of Saint-Tropez. "Three reasons. One, I'm six-five. They don't really make any kinda costume in my size. Trust me, I looked. Two, it's your wedding. And three? I'm the best man. Right now, this is my fuckin' job."
Eleven hours (and numerous drinks) later...
Ryan's groggy reaction to the alarm clock in his room going off at a little past nine o'clock the next morning was a languid barrage of expletive-ridden groans. After realising that berating and insulting the small machine wasn't going to shut it up, the next course of action his exhausted mind conjured up was to beat it into submission. However, in his current state, his assault amounted to little more than a bit of near-aimless flailing with one arm with his face still buried in the soft and slightly fuzzy confines of his bed. Eventually, he managed to knock the alarm clock from the bedside table and, in the process, hit the snooze button.
The sound of it hitting the carpeted floor was enough to jolt him awake and, as he slowly rolled himself over, he could feel something stuck to his hands, bumping against the backs of his palms whenever his limbs moved. It might have been his wedding day but, with the ceremony itself not taking place until late in the afternoon - mostly a gesture of mercy in case the bride and groom got utterly hammered the night before - Ryan knew that, while he was still forbidden from seeing Adele, he could at least afford a lie in. In order to help with that particular rule, Marguerite and Zosime had effectively split the villa into two halves, using its layout to determine where the border between Ryanland and Ville de Adele would sit. Only the Maignys and a few other guests were allowed to freely move from one half to the other.
A short distance away, Ryan could see the pair of dark blue cargo pants he'd worn the previous afternoon slumped over an armchair. After noting its location, he shuffled himself over to the edge of the bed and, without leaving its warm confines, he squeezed his eyes shut and stretched his right arm out as far at it would go, clawing at the air until his index finger grasped one of the belt loops and tugged the rest of the garment into range. With his pants collected, he brought them under the covers and, in a display of laziness, simply threaded his legs into his pants without getting out of bed.
It took a few attempts and some contorting of his body at the waist but, once the pants were up to his waist and fastened, he hauled himself out of bed and trudged almost zombie-like into the next room. Looking a bit like a conservatory had been bolted onto an open-plan living room/kitchen, Ryan had happily plumped for what he assumed was some kind of self-contained guest apartment over whatever the Maignys had set out for Adele. With the wedding preparations for her, Dakari and Michelle to take into consideration, he'd conceded that they needed a lot more space than he did. Rather than fetch himself breakfast immediately, Ryan slumped himself down into the couch in the centre of the room and allowed his body to gradually awaken.
"Hey," Darron's voice rang out almost a quarter of an hour later, prefaced by a stifled chuckle. "Is the sky falling and y'just haven't told me?"
"Wha..?" Glancing over, Ryan instinctively set his elbow down on the arm of the couch and brought his hand up for his chin to rest on. However, when he felt fuzzy cloth as opposed to his clean-shaven skin, he froze and, for a moment, realisation flickered across his hungover features. Glancing down, Ryan spotted the upper half of a familiar bodysuit, made entirely out of fuzzy yellow fur and unzipped almost to the top of his stomach. Held in place on the back of each hand by way of an elastic loop was a pair of fake foam hands, topped in the same bright yellow and looking a lot like the tips of a set of wings. Sticking out from the bottom of his pants were a bunch of misshapen orange which covered his bare feet. And, as his eyes flicked back up to regard his brother, he could see the twin points of an open beak in the top and bottom of his periperhal vision.
And, after that less-than-a-second's worth of investigation that led Ryan to realise that he was still dressed in his costume from the night before, now coupled with a pair of cargo pants, Darron could take the sight no more... and burst out laughing. "Oh, shit. I've gotta get a picture of this..!" As he reached into his pocket to find his phone, the laughter could only grow. Ryan, on the other hand, didn't even bother to fight it. He had a hangover and he was too tired. Yet, despite all of that and watching as Darron held up his phone, primed to take an embarrassing pre-wedding picture, Ryan felt himself doing something that, were this years earlier, he never would have done in response to something like this.
He smiled. And, as though it were contagious, he started to laugh, too.