The Compendium Of Eclipse Forum Constants

[Nireva Hale]

Over the years, there have been a great many things which, despite the occurances around them, seem rather resistant to change. "Eclipse Constants", if you will. I thought chronicling these things for posterity was a good idea. Feel free to add your own! There's bound to be some I've missed! And so, without further ado:

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1. Gabriel.

2. Alexandria.

3. Whenever Dakari and Ryan are in the same building, Dakari will not be wearing mundane attire.

4. The shadows of normal people are identical silhouettes. Ryan Alcroft's shadow is a foot shorter than he is, has a distinct pair of breasts, answers to a French feminine name and carries at least one knife about its person.

5. When in a thread away from Adele, Ryan is in some way doomed. No exceptions.

[Christian Moynahan]

Let's not forget:

-Cerie's Law - in the OOC cbox, it always comes back to boobs.

-In the IC cbox, the topic at any given time will be sex, violence, murder, or a combination of those.

-Moynalogue Rule - Any IC post made on Christian Moynahan's account will be at least 1,000 words long.

- Moynalogue Corollary - Any IC post made in response to Chrisitan Moynahan will be at least 1,000 words long.

-Everyone meets Adele.

-In any given thread, Adele dies.

-No thread involving a ball or party will end in any sort of normal fashion.

-Any site-wide video will contain a humorous stinger at the end.

[Adrian Kilvayne]

I would like to submit the following-


The more time that four or more members are present on the site's C-Box, the probability of an IC session approaches 1.