Post by Conall Saint Albans on May 23, 2013 2:45:32 GMT -5
History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Do something dumb before you die
Conall Saint Albans
3rd Avenue & 62nd Street
Póg Mo Thóin: A Thread and Fusion Pub
Upper East Side, Manhattan, New York
3rd Avenue & 62nd Street
Póg Mo Thóin: A Thread and Fusion Pub
Upper East Side, Manhattan, New York
[dropcap]Life hadn't treated him very well for the last year. He'd lost both Charlotte and Janet. He knew that Charlotte was still alive. Janet's duty with the Company had called her overseas, and in spite of his constant attempts, he'd lost touch with her. The day before she'd gone missing, he'd picked out the perfect engagement ring for her—one which he now wore around a thin silver chain around his neck in the hopes that she would one day return to his embrace.
The two massive losses had sent him spiralling into a deep depression, one which only his brother had been able to pry him out of after several months. His bills had gone unpaid. He'd been evicted. All of his belongings had either been auctioned off or sold to pay off various debts, with the exception of his textile tools and materials with which he refused to part. As long as he had access to a needle and thread, he would be able to eke out a living.
For a time, he'd lived on the run, travelling from truck stop to truck stop in the signature pink Peterbilt his brother had bestowed upon him as a gift. Davin had always been the more mechanically-inclined of the two siblings whilst Conall's interests had always lain more in how to keep things knitted together. Their father was just as adept at changing the oil in a classic car as he was when it came to darning a sock. He could flit effortlessly from fixing a carburetor to knitting an ornate, cable-stitch sweater.
Conall spent several months travelling the country, fancying himself as being a bit of a nomad until he ended up on his brother's doorstep in Redding, California, nearly three thousand miles from where he'd began his trek. For close to a year, he worked a handful of odd jobs and had even taken up studying the history of textile-making at The Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising in Los Angeles. Having never advanced to the collegiate level of his education, Conall's former coworkers with whom he was still on good terms had curried favour with the admissions staff, and had encouraged him to send in his portfolio of work. Never having been one for the classroom, he took to the class quite eagerly. If there was one thing he knew in the world better than women, it was the creation of fabric.
Davin also encouraged him to stay in Los Angeles where he could pursue his education, and as much as Conall hated it, his brother had voluntarily paid his way. FIDM didn't have very many scholarships, and the ones that they did offer were well out of his reach. Even so, when it came to fabric and creating with it works of art, Conall felt completely within his element. He knitted superhero costumes in his spare time when he could find the yarn, and had even been tasked with creating a number of handspun outfits for a colonial-era miniseries. Over the span of the next two years, he'd earned a coveted degree in Fashion Knitwear Design. He'd never considered himself to be a scholar, nor did he ever believe his designs would ever make it to the runway, but he wasn't in the textile business to lead a grandiose lifestyle.
The degree had opened several doors for him in terms of financing his dreams, and with the money he'd saved up while living and working in the mountainous Northern California wilderness, he had enough to rent out a space in Manhattan's Upper East Side where he'd opened his own bespoke shop with a modern twist. And at his brother's behest, he'd christened it with a name any full-blooded Irishman would appreciate: Póg Mo Thóin: A Thread and Fusion Pub. He accepted customers from all walks of life, from the broke college student looking to have a beer while waiting for a pair of jeans to be patched up to a high-level executive jonesing for glass of 1982 Chateau Lafite Rothschild while being measured for a pair of finely-combed black slacks. It was certainly the first shop of its kind, and many of his initial reviewers hadn't taken very nicely to the concept of a combined tailor shop and pub.
But he was Conall Saint Albans.
Therefore he gave absolutely zero fucks what anyone else thought about the most unusual business venture. They were probably jealous that they hadn't come up with the idea first. He'd paid for his liquor license, so what was the problem?
The entire make-up of the business was a large, open studio floorplan. The bar formed a large ring in the centre, and was essentially the heart of the building. Fabric spools, swatches, and samples littered the back end of the building in organised chaos while the front end was reserved mostly for merchandising and measuring. The sewing room where the real magic happened was located in an upstairs loft which doubled as his living quarters.
For the time being, he was happy to sit at the bar and make love to his strawberry daiquiri with his lips.
“You should really think of opening a green house or something on the roof.” Katherine Finnegan was the newest addition to his staff. She was a spritely twenty two year old with aspirations of becoming a master chef. For now, however, she was content with learning everything there was about being a bartender without the additional stress of learning how to be a bouncer in a biker bar. Even though Póg Mo Thóin had been known to host the occasional Outlaw or Hell's Angels, Conall's mere presence was sufficient to keep them in line. “I could grow all sorts of really interesting organic fruits and vegetables if you did . . . ”
It wasn't the first time she'd brought up the idea to him, but honestly? The last thing he needed right now was for the cops to bust him for growing several kilogrammes of illegal marijuana on his roof. He lifted his eyes from his drink long enough to give her a disapproving look. Katherine was old enough to be considered his younger sister and he often thought of her as such. As much as he enjoyed taking the occasional bong hit after a stressful day, he really didn't relish the idea of getting the shit beat out of him by the NYPD.
“If yeh wan' a green'ouse, go an' build one y'self. I ent fuckin' 'elpin'--” He had more of a retort built up, but completely lost the emotion behind his words when he heard the tinkling sound of door opening, signalling the entrance of a new customer. Conall rotated around on his stool and stood up. He'd specifically bought this space so that it could accommodate his six and a half foot tall frame without leaving him feeling claustrophobic. The high ceilings helped immensely.
Kat rolled her eyes at him as soon as his back was turned and she offered up a warm smile to the young man who'd just entered the pub.
Had she just rolled her eyes at him? She'd totally just rolled her eyes at him. He could hear it. “An' don' go feckin' rollin' yer eyes at me. I can feckin' 'ear it.”
Ugh, why was it that he could nearly read her mind? Must have been a weird shapeshifter thing. God, she hoped that he couldn't hear her when she was having a pee in the loo. She would have been mortified. “Oh, go bugger off an' 'elp th' kid who just walked in. Quit bein' a pain in me arse.” Conall might have been a shapeshifter, but she was a perfect mimic. She could perfectly reconstruct any sound, accent, or voice she'd ever heard in her life. If she didn't make it as a chef, maybe she could make it as a celebrity impersonator?
Conall sighed. “Please ignore my coworker. She doesn't come 'ere very often.”
“ . . . come 'ere very often . . . ”
“I fuckin' swear it's like having a bloody fuckin' parrot. Anyways, can I get yeh a drink or something first? What're yeh in th' market for?”[/dropcap]
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♂ Word count: 1471
♂ Mood: Numb.
♂ Outfit: eh, we'll go with this
♂ Lyrics / Quote: History is Made by Stupid People, The Arrogant Worms
♂ Illustrations: None.
♂ Comment / Informational links: Included in post.
♂ Word count: 1471
♂ Mood: Numb.
♂ Outfit: eh, we'll go with this
♂ Lyrics / Quote: History is Made by Stupid People, The Arrogant Worms
♂ Illustrations: None.
♂ Comment / Informational links: Included in post.