Eclipse: The Slasher Movie

[Mitchell Brooks]

Hopefully never coming to theaters.....

ECLIPSE: THE SLASHER MOVIE!!!

One night, all the members of Eclipse are sent invitations to head to Denmark to spend the night in Virus's creepy Denmark-like house. Because Denmark is creepy.



But little do they know... one of them... IS A ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT! with extremely violent tendencies and a chronic masturbation problem.



One by one, members of Eclipse start getting killed in downright horrible... but incredibly hysterical ways. Starting with Oogie because the awkward gay man dies first.


(Oogtard's also Asian)

Who is the killer? Why is Oogie Asian? Can the members of Eclipse make it out alive? Where is Kain's burrito?

Starring....

Isiah Mustafa/Old Spice Guy as Kain, the Hero/Awesome Leading Person


Jessica Alba as Gracey, the Hot Girl


Cillian Murphy as Mikey. the Smartass


Nacho Libre as Snow, the Mexican


Charlize Theron from Monster as BG(that was totally MR on that one)


David Caruso as Zyre, the Cop that doesn't believe anyone


Dave Chappelle as Nick, the Token Black Guy


T-Pain as Travis Payne, the other Token Black Guy


Neil Patrick Harris as Req, the Still in the Closet Guy


Rex Lee as Oogtard, the Awkwardly Gay Guy


Zoe Saldana as Rayne, the Token Black Girl


A Cross Dressing Macaulay Culkin as Virus, the Creepy Denmark Guy


The Midget from the Orphan as Sissy


Scarlett Johansson as Tina


Mandy Moore as Ace


And Introducing Adam, Laz and any other member of Eclipse that I might have missed because you just aren't as cool as the rest of us.
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THIS THREAD IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!

[Dakari Johessman]

THE CREW

Director (Guy Who Handles the Filming and Shows His Tits to Get Gracey to Act): Requiem191
Producer (Guy Who Sits on His Ass and Hands Out Money and Tells People What To Do): MikeyRandell

THE PLOT

Gracey is a killer disguised as Nick disguised as Gracey. Virus is disguised as Kain, the leading/awesome guy. Snow is the token Mexican. Rayne is the hot black chick that is Gracey's best friend who everyone kind of hates but really doesn't, until she dies. CerieXerox is a creepy little girl who swan-dives into a hot tub and is later killed by Rayne off-screen. Sissy is Gracey's creepy little-girl nemesis. Troggie is the creepy leader of a band of Vikings. Ben pops in and "rawrs" occasionally. Everyone else is just cannon fodder. Except MR, he's actually the producer or something.

Everyone dies in the end, except for Gracey, the killer, and Kain, who cannot die because he is played by the Old Spice Guy. The movie ends with Gracey attempting to kill Kain, but her knife turns into diamonds, and they ride horses on the beach and swan-dive into a hot tub with Gracey fully naked and tickets to that thing you love. Hyaah!