Jade's Cell // Don't Waste My Time

[Jade Alastair]

~ (702) 968. 7272 ~


"You've reached Jade, make it quick."

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family • You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi
friends • Dance With The Devil - Breaking Benjamin
unknown caller • What A Shame - Shinedown
text message • I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin

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.001 • Voicemail
.002 • none
.003 • none
.004 • none
.005 • none
contacts --*
Joseph Harper • 325 - 212 - 0264• karma police, radiohead
Trevor Perry • (914).450.8530• Live Like We're Dying
Jaina Cassidy • (917) 406 - 4952 • Shipping Up To Boston by Dropkick Murphys

[Jade Alastair]

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this cell phone template was made by desirae at CAUTION 2.0 steal it, and i will show you the meaning of pain. don't remove this credit, under any circumstances. thanks&g'bye.

[harper]

new contact!
joseph harper • 325 - 212 - 0264• karma police, radiohead

[janet]

hey, it's Janet Dixon, and i was just calling to say •...ah yes, hello; this is Janet Dixon. I'm an agent for the Company and I ran across your file in our database. I understand that you work for individual type contracts...and I have a hit for you, if you're indeed interested? I'm not sure how exactly you work, but there are two people I want you to take care of. One is name Adele Cateau and the other Ryan Alcroft. Currently they are prisoners here in Level 5 but I can't promise you that they'll be here forever. Now I know that you have ties with Brianna Stewart according to her files, but I need you to try and be as discreet as possible. My phone number is [phone]...I hope to see you soon, Jade.

[janet]

one new text message from Jaet Dixon
• Come inside and tell the front desk that you have an appointment with me. Your alias will be Helen Zass and you are a new Company agent under training. They 'll call me to verify, I'll tell them everything is okay, then they'll give you directions to my office. We'll meet there and then I'll escort us both to Level 5 where you'll do what needs to be done. Questions? Concerns? Comments?

[mikerandell]

one new text message from Thomas Kroner
• 4014 1st Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11232. 24 hours.

[perry]

new contact!
Trevor • (914).450.8530• Live Like We're Dying

[Sam Keaton]

one new text message from Sam Keaton
• Cuuuute. We'll see if you're laughing when I get you back, Sweet-Cheeks. Trust me, you're gonna love it.

[janet]

one new text message from Janet Dixon
• Great! Then the next time I do such a thing, you'll be able to totally go against what I asked you to do in the first place and screw everybody's day...again.
Listen, Sweetheart, if you wanna blame sombody 4 the bloodbath left by Adele and her jailbait boyfrirend, blame your self. I swear...you people think you can do anything because you've got abilities. No wonder ur not in a cell...yet.

[jainalynch]

new contact!
Jaina Cassidy • (917) 406 - 4952 • Shipping Up To Boston by Dropkick Murphys

[janet]

one new text message from Janet Dixon
• If you think for one second that your petty threats are worth anything...you're wrong.

[Sam Keaton]

one new text message from Sam Keaton
• Aw how cuuuute. The bike gets some awesome air. You know, I might not give it back.

[Sam Keaton]

one new text message from Sam Keaton
• Chill out, sexy. I'll make sure I take it through the car wash and get the scratches buffed out. After, I finish drag racing some punk ass kid, of course.

[Sam Keaton]

one new text message from Sam Keaton
• That is, if you can find me. Might be hard for you to get around without this nice bike of yours. By the way, do you have good car insurance?

[sean]

hey, it's Sean, and i was just calling to say • Ohh....I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number.


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Say, you have a pretty attractive voice going on there. Maybe I'll hit you up again and we can talk about it?

[Sam Keaton]

one new text message from Sam Keaton
• What bike?

[sean]

hey, it's Sean Crawford, and i was just calling to say • Look....I know this may seem a bit weird but I gotta say...you've got one sexy voice on you. And when one has a sexy voice, that usually means they have a sexy body to go along with it. Without sounding too forward, I hope. Anyway, I don't usually do this but you've intrigued me and I'd like to know if you're interested in going out for coffee or something? Now I gotta be honest, I can't take rejection on the phone so I'll make it easier on the both of us...assuming you live in the New York district I'll be at Joe's Best Coffee shop Friday at the top of noon. If you don't come then you don't come. If you do...then I can finally put a face to that voice. Either way, I'll await your arrival.

[jainalynch]

one new text message from jai
• Vegas, baby.

[jainalynch]

one new text message from jai
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[jainalynch]

one new text message from jai
• Sexual innuendo or no sexual innuendo, I'm in like Flynn, natch. Text me details, I'll bring the camera. Reconnaissance is boring anyway and I've itchy trigger fingers.

[sean]

one new text message from Sean Crawford
• Jade? Jade it's me, Sean, look call me when you get the chance. I know...I know said we were gonna make what we had a sort of one night stand sort of thing, but um, um, there was this concert in town I thought you may have wanted to see. And I was thinking that after the concert we could...well...y'know. Call me back...it's Sean by the way....

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.....alright, bye.