Sam Keaton / Hateful

[Sam Keaton]

( 1917 . 385 . 6749 )



"hey, it's Sam. leave a message and i'll get back to you."

ringtones --*

family • tenth avenue freeze out - bruce springsteen
friends • have you ever seen the rain - creedence clearwater revival
unknown caller • aqualung - jethro tull
text message • kick out the jams - mc5

speed dial --*

.001 • none
.002 • none
.003 • none
.004 • none
.005 • none

contacts --*

name • number • ring tone

[Sam Keaton]

become a contact--*

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[color=758491][size=5][b]new contact![/b][/size][/color]
[size=1][color=50B600][b]name[/b][/color] [color=758491]•[/color] number [color=758491]•[/color] ring tone[/size]

send a text--*[/font]
[blockquote][blockquote][size=1]one new text message from [color=50B600][b]name[/b][/color]
[color=758491]•[/color] text here[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]

leave a voicemail--*[/font]
[blockquote][blockquote][size=1]hey, it's [color=50B600][b]name[/b][/color], and i was just calling to say [color=758491]•[/color] message here[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote]

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this cell phone template was made by desirae at CAUTION 2.0 steal it, and i will show you the meaning of pain. don't remove this credit, under any circumstances. thanks&g'bye.

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[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alastair
• Hey Sammy Boy, I was bored and thought I'd bother ya a bit. Hope ya didn't get zapped too much by Joe, though ya gotta admit, it was fuckin hilarious. <4

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alastair
• Wow, big words coming from an obvious virgin... But really, bring it on hot-shot

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alastair
• YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I want my bike back in perfect condition NOW! You have just earned yourself a gunshot to the forehead you little piece of shit.

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alastair
• AIR?!?!?! What the fuck you dickhead! It's not supposed to get air! If there is so much as a scratch I will shoot you until it stops being funny! You motherfucking bastard, I want my bike back!!!!

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alastair
• I fucking hate you sooo much right now. Next time I see you, I'm breaking your nose.

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alastair
• You really must have a deathwish. I'll find you, ain't too fucking hard Mr Company Agent. Should have let Joe fry your dumbass, next time... NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING BIKE BACK!!!!!

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alistair
• Hey pinprick, you've had my bike long enough. I want it back now!

[Jade Alastair]

one new text message from Jade Alistair
• What do you mean what bike?! My motorcycle! You better still fucking have it Sam, if you sold it or lost it.... ISSUES!