Post by Mitchell Brooks on Jul 19, 2010 16:57:55 GMT -5
Hopefully never coming to theaters.....
ECLIPSE: THE SLASHER MOVIE!!!
One night, all the members of Eclipse are sent invitations to head to Denmark to spend the night in Virus's creepy Denmark-like house. Because Denmark is creepy.
But little do they know... one of them... IS A ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT! with extremely violent tendencies and a chronic masturbation problem.
One by one, members of Eclipse start getting killed in downright horrible... but incredibly hysterical ways. Starting with Oogie because the awkward gay man dies first.
(Oogtard's also Asian)
Who is the killer? Why is Oogie Asian? Can the members of Eclipse make it out alive? Where is Kain's burrito?
Starring....
Isiah Mustafa/Old Spice Guy as Kain, the Hero/Awesome Leading Person
Jessica Alba as Gracey, the Hot Girl
Cillian Murphy as Mikey. the Smartass
Nacho Libre as Snow, the Mexican
Charlize Theron from Monster as BG(that was totally MR on that one)
David Caruso as Zyre, the Cop that doesn't believe anyone
Dave Chappelle as Nick, the Token Black Guy
T-Pain as Travis Payne, the other Token Black Guy
Neil Patrick Harris as Req, the Still in the Closet Guy
Rex Lee as Oogtard, the Awkwardly Gay Guy
Zoe Saldana as Rayne, the Token Black Girl
A Cross Dressing Macaulay Culkin as Virus, the Creepy Denmark Guy
The Midget from the Orphan as Sissy
Scarlett Johansson as Tina
Mandy Moore as Ace
And Introducing Adam, Laz and any other member of Eclipse that I might have missed because you just aren't as cool as the rest of us. [/center]
Post by Dakari Johessman on Jul 19, 2010 17:32:33 GMT -5
THE CREW
Director (Guy Who Handles the Filming and Shows His Tits to Get Gracey to Act): Requiem191 Producer (Guy Who Sits on His Ass and Hands Out Money and Tells People What To Do): MikeyRandell
THE PLOT
Gracey is a killer disguised as Nick disguised as Gracey. Virus is disguised as Kain, the leading/awesome guy. Snow is the token Mexican. Rayne is the hot black chick that is Gracey's best friend who everyone kind of hates but really doesn't, until she dies. CerieXerox is a creepy little girl who swan-dives into a hot tub and is later killed by Rayne off-screen. Sissy is Gracey's creepy little-girl nemesis. Troggie is the creepy leader of a band of Vikings. Ben pops in and "rawrs" occasionally. Everyone else is just cannon fodder. Except MR, he's actually the producer or something.
Everyone dies in the end, except for Gracey, the killer, and Kain, who cannot die because he is played by the Old Spice Guy. The movie ends with Gracey attempting to kill Kain, but her knife turns into diamonds, and they ride horses on the beach and swan-dive into a hot tub with Gracey fully naked and tickets to that thing you love. Hyaah!