Analyze This | Marshall's (Personal) Cell

[Marshall Quatrevaux]

Marshall Quatrevaux

<brusque feminine voice> "Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear. Otherwise, please leave your name, number, and a message, and we'll return your call as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a productive day."

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Default Ringtone- Theme from Beethoven's "Sonata Pathetique"
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Default Ringback Tone- Shoshtakovich's Piano Concerto No. 1

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[Jessica Conelly]

Hey there Marshall, it's Jessica...though I'm sure you knew that already.. *cough* Right, sorry to bother you, assuming I am bothering you of course, if not, just ignore that but yeah, well I think I may have broken my computer and since you're not that far away, I was wondering if you could be a good distant neighbor and come fix it. I'd appreciate it a lot. Oh and if you're busy, it's alright, I understand...Right, I'm gonna stop leaving such long messages. Well...bye.