Post by Ryan D'Alteau on Oct 12, 2009 19:00:04 GMT -5
There are many things about Eclipse's resident skinwalking Irishman that most people may not even realise. This thread is to chronicle just a small number of these. If you know more about this enigmatic soul, then Conall commands you to reply. To do otherwise is a great transgression... one which is punishable by something not even Conall himself knows.
1. No man can wear any two articles of clothing made by Conall St. Albans. To do so would cause the pieces of fabric and leather to gain a proximity-based sentience and kill the wearer, because all Conall St. Albans clothing contains a tiny piece of Conall's essence. Anything more than one piece is unsafe for human exposure. Unless you are Conall St. Albans.
2. The last person to attempt to say the words pink is a feminine colour in Conall's presence only got to the F in feminine. Nobody has ever got beyond it. The skulls of the people who have attempted such a feat are in a secret compartment in Conall's truck; a secret compartment he only reveals in order to impress women.
3. When comparing cars, Conall's truck always wins. ALWAYS.
Last Edit: Oct 12, 2009 19:00:36 GMT -5 by Ryan D'Alteau
Post by Ryan D'Alteau on Oct 14, 2009 10:46:15 GMT -5
5. When Conall does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He isn't even pushing the world down. He's far too badass for that. What Conall actually does is mentally scream at the ground beneath him, telling it to "Get th' fuck away from me!". The ground, being scared shitless by all badass skinwalking Irishmen, obviously obeys. He just puts his hands on the floor to make his push-ups look normal and not arouse suspicion.